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SINGAPORE SHITPOST STATUS

by deførmed

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zai i like to pee pee poopoo Favorite track: PISS PEEPEEPOOPOO.
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Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo Piss shit penis cum shit piss die Shit always come then never fly Public toilet urinal shy Stalls all full I want to cry See 5 urinals where 2 are taken First one pissing fourth one same Like that how? I piss next to another person what cannot is it? Fricking weird Wednesday to Friday closed (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) Everyday no fricking prose (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) You're intolerant lactose (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) Happy days happy days happy days in my Piss pee poopoo It’s human nature to shit and piss It’s human nature to shit and piss It’s human nature to shit and piss It’s human nature to shit and piss Exhume the picture for shit and piss Perfume the lecture for shit and piss Resume the fracture for shit and piss Shit piss shit piss shit piss shit Wednesday to Friday closed (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) Everyday no fricking prose (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) You're intolerant lactose (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) Happy days happy days happy days in my Piss pee poopoo Masa ku menunggu giliran aku Menahan rasa berak ini Berapa lama si budak ini dalam tandas Cepatlah aku nak berak Takpe lah ku berak dalam seluar aku Wednesday to Friday closed (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) Everyday no fricking prose (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) You're intolerant lactose (Piss peepeepoopoo piss peepeepoopoo) Happy days happy days happy days in my Piss pee poopoo
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THE THAT ONE 03:20
You think you very smart is it huh? Can’t even respond to how I talk to you is it huh? Everytime must stammer shut up ah Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say Maybe if you thought before you said you'd say correct Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say want to say want to say also cannot Want to say
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CMIO 03:28
Be as one I don't care about your culture your religion or your SES Happens that your senses and your status blinds, deafens moving forward So what if I’m brown? What if I’m yellow? I just go insane that you keep promoting this! damn! shit! Don’t care you are what type Just be friends easy what The more you propagate this Really cannot make it Don’t care you are what type Just be friends easy what The more you propagate this Really cannot make it Be as one Could it be that we just want identity? Well I think that it makes us look desperate and helpless (stupid) What emphasis? What’s the highlight? Things that you say I cannot see What you’re tryna prove Can we be more racist? I feel like We could be more biased to and against Any colour any culture any individual Makes sense what! Any kind of attention Still attention still will make us unique and special Don’t care you are what type Just be friends easy what The more you propagate this Really cannot make it Don’t care you are what type Just be friends easy what The more you propagate this Really cannot make it
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AYO TAK TAU 02:56
Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Para katak katak sedang berindu Bilakah hujan boleh dilihat Para katak katak sedang berindu Bilakah hujan boleh dilihat Ah, ku tersilap belakang mata ibu Takutlah ku nak pulang, tiada masa rehat Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Si buah pisang yang belum matang Takpaya jatuh ke tanah Si buah pisang yang belum matang Takpaya jatuh ke tanah Ah! sakitnya kaki yang kena rotan Kenapa ku bersanggup carikan masalah Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Para katak katak sedang berindu Bilakah hujan boleh dilihat Para katak katak sedang berindu Bilakah hujan boleh dilihat Ah, ku tersilap belakang mata ibu Takutlah ku nak pulang, tiada masa rehat Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu Ayo tak tau mak balik bawa kayu
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Singapore bloody hot want to eat fricking sot Singapore bloody hot want to sleep also cannot Go to work go to school dragging feet dragging stool Aircon also not cool I dont know what to do Everytime I want to go to school I walk from home to the mrt station So of course when I walking from home to sc- the mrt station already very hot The sun already blazing very hot, I want to board the mrt but then I realise the mrt The aircon inside the mrt not working, so I start to sweat a lot more Everyone inside already sweating so much, and then everyone is like Heat- heat is- the heat is like generating around everyone, and it’s like Adding up to the heat and makes everyone so fricking hot And it’s so fricking unbearable Singapore bloody hot want to eat fricking sot Singapore bloody hot want to sleep also cannot Go to work go to school dragging feet dragging stool Aircon also not cool I dont know what to do Singapore bloody hot want to eat fricking sot Singapore bloody hot want to sleep also cannot Go to work go to school dragging feet dragging stool Aircon also not cool I dont know what to do 一个风和日丽的早上 I’m laying on my mattress getting ready for an afternoon nap But guess what! of course, you’ve guessed it, it’s still too hot for me to sleep Even with the fan blowing in my face it’s still too hot to sleep Because the humidity in Singapore actually traps the heat, and uhh Makes it much harder for us to cool down, and uhh, again Very unbearable the scorching heat just fricking unbearable to bear Singapore bloody hot want to eat fricking sot Singapore bloody hot want to sleep also cannot Go to work go to school dragging feet dragging stool Aircon also not cool I dont know what to do Singapore bloody hot want to eat fricking sot Singapore bloody hot want to sleep also cannot Go to work go to school dragging feet dragging stool Aircon also not cool I dont know what to do (Recorder solo) Singapore bloody hot want to eat fricking sot Singapore bloody hot want to sleep also cannot Go to work go to school dragging feet dragging stool Aircon also not cool I dont know what to do
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I just put this song here to link the previous song and the next song in the album
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I FAILED GEA 02:49
Cannot revise go back eat rice how sia Want to record in the end i chao sia Too many things to fit into my mind All these I blame you The school Why my timetable look like shit one Why my preallocated MCs up to 22 I know absolutely nothing That goes on in this capsule of knowledge Can someone let me know? Maybe if I mangled with some data I could get some Wait no thats cheating, assholes Please, I don't even need to use this skill in the future This is torture, my head’ll rupture Big eruption, I will break down I’ve failed once, I’ll fail again I didn't even have a choice to not retake this shit Cannot revise go back eat rice how sia Want to record in the end i chao sia Too many things to fit into my mind All these I blame you The school Why my timetable look like shit one Why my preallocated MCs up to 22
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EAST 03:28
All my friends like to live in the east Always Sengkang or Tampines I want to go out to go and eat always Take one hour take two hour All my friends like to live in the east Everytime we go out I must go bloody far Why must they live all they way in the east I fed up fed up fed up lah Train ride hot I want to sleep everytime I travel to the right Leave house early I no sleep I don’t know how (how) I go all the way Changi must take all my luggage 2 hour ride stay there for 1 hour 5 hour total I spend 4 hours travel What the hell la honestly All my friends like to live in the east Always Sengkang or Tampines I want to go out to go and eat always Take one hour take two hour All my friends like to live in the east Everytime we go out I must go bloody far Why must they live all they way in the east I fed up fed up fed up lah East side I declare war But now also COVID this doesn’t apply But I still frustrated cause I feel left out But when everything normal this will happen again My friend all go arcade at NEX but I lazy Why? Cause I live all the way in the west Hais what to do All my friends like to live in the east Always Sengkang or Tampines I want to go out to go and eat always Take one hour take two hour All my friends like to live in the east Everytime we go out I must go bloody far Why must they live all they way in the east I fed up fed up fed up lah All my friends like to live in the east Always Sengkang or Tampines I want to go out to go and eat always Take one hour take two hour All my friends like to live in the east Everytime we go out I must go bloody far Why must they live all they way in the east I fed up fed up fed up lah

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released August 5, 2022

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As Singapore’s revolutionary transmitter of beats and visual culture, SYNDICATE presents a melt down of audio experimentation and visual dares from the bass bins, beats baskets and image banks of its audio-visual super collective.

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